tonkatoys
maine
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service --
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in
a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, loudly proclaiming---WOW WHAT A
RIDE!!!
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Bearnkat
Fort Worth, Texas
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You got me!  That's a good one!
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Mountain Jack
Shangri-La,Mountain in SW OR, above the Gold Creek
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nitecrawlers hav stayed alive in my fridge fer bout 5 months..............jus add some shredded newspaper dampened, onct in a while.....................
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wa8yxm
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I got to send this one to our deacon...
Nothin adds excitment like something that is none of your business
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