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tonkatoys

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Posted: 10/08/08 05:33pm

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a women shoots her husband. then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. finally, she hangs him. 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. how can this be?

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Posted: 10/08/08 05:39pm

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photography....

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Mandrake wrote:

photography....

right.
i thought these would last awhile, lol

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tonkatoys wrote:

...i thought these would last awhile, lol

If it makes you feel better, I enjoyed all the riddles
and could not come up with answers for this one and #3
but then went

when I read the correct responses.

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Tulirose wrote:

tonkatoys wrote:

...i thought these would last awhile, lol

If it makes you feel better, I enjoyed all the riddles
and could not come up with answers for this one and #3
but then went

when I read the correct responses.

thank you tulirose, i hope they were all enjoyed by everyone. sometimes riddles drive me crazy.

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Yep - I thought this one was about cannibalism at first. Glad I was wrong.

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fickman wrote:

Yep - I thought this one was about cannibalism at first. Glad I was wrong.

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

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tonkatoys wrote:

a women shoots her husband. then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. finally, she hangs him. 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. how can this be?

Well, from my experiences in photochemistry, I hope it was more than 5 minutes as it would take at least that long to clean herself up to the point where one would want to go out with her.

Photochemicals (at least color ones) really stink and they seem to stick to your clothing and skin.