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jharrelson

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Posted: 10/13/08 10:26am

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I tried several times to eat that disgusting stuff... each time I gagged so bad I had to run behind the bushes and spit it out to keep from throwing up.

I found this recipe for making homemade yogurt.. thought I would share it with others.

How to make yogurt....

> Place a pan of perfectly good milk out in the sun for three days.

> After the three days, gently stir in all the flies and other bugs that are laying on top of the now rotten milk

> add some of last years fruit that has began to smell and shrivel..

> add some sugar to hide the taste

> put the mixture into a little cup and place a ridiculously high price on it

> put it in a store where fat people shop

TRY IT ...YOU'LL LIKE IT .......... not..............

John Harrelson
Carson City, Nevada
fulltime since 1977
93 Ford 350 4wd Diesel
95 Prowler 30.5 ft 5th wheel w/slide

TWO CENTS WORTH
The story goes that a man died and was approached by the Devil who told him that he could buy his soul back for a dollar. The man searched his pockets and could only come up with 98 cent. While begging the Devil to forget the two cent he was short, an Angel happened by and hearing the Devil laughing, asked the man, "Would you mind if I put in my two cents ?" The Devil got so mad that he exploded in a puff of smoke and the man's soul was saved.
The moral: Sometimes putting in your two cents worth makes a difference.
JOHN "the cook" 1997

jharrelson

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Posted: 10/13/08 10:31am

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HarleyMedic wrote:

YOGURT? I'll try it if you can fry it.

Be careful what you ask for Harley... now-a-days people are frying everything from ice cream to twinkies... and there is no doubt that some idiot will try frying yogurt... heh heh heh ....

John